The sh!t list

[trinitoon]

The bar I always set is who in a team would others gladly have. Commitment to the shirt or not, you've got to have skill/graft/etc. that even your critics must grudgingly respect.

For me, the only people worth anything in our shirt that others would even look at are:

• Sam Maximus
• Dubravka - currently being detrained after his injuries
• Wilson

IMHO, the rest are largely trash but we've got to support them because they are all we've got.

For me:

•Jokelintoe - he'll have to start scoring like Haaland for me to like the guy. Even his barber thinks he's a knob
•Gayle has been a massive disappointment for me. Love the guy when he's on it but he's not PL material
•Carroll might be liked/loved by some on here but he's a donkey. Maybe he can threaten the ball from crosses but we NEVER cross to him; just send him balls from outer space.