I'm just stunned to read the suggestion there may be somebody out there who idolised Darren Purse for his ability as a football player.

And as for Jonathan Greening he revels in the description of him being the thickest footballer to have ever drawn breath.

Let it never be forgotten he once tried to hang a mirror to a wall by hammering a nail straight through the glass.

His bank balance is more indicative of his abilities as a footballer than a reflection of his intelligence.

Lovely fella though as is Darren Moore, another thoroughly decent former Albion player I've met.

Modern day heroes for me as opposed to the often trotted descriptor of legends.

As for black women, I've never dated one but I've certainly shagged a few. S e xual attraction is a black and white issue, you fancy someone or you don't.