Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
I don’t think they are allowed to acknowledge the existence of paps anymore.

We will be culling the male children at birth soon to make it safer for the girls.




Edit: Tot is a word lost in history but fud is a great word.

Show’s yer fud.

I think my favourite chat up line still needs a fair bit of work.
Fud is an all-time classic.
I am not familiar with Tot. Is Totty a somehow distant relative of it, as in “Nice bit of Totty, bet she has a lovely fud”?

Getting a bit like The Profanisaurus now. 😂