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    Quote Originally Posted by gaz1959 View Post
    "I wasn't a good footballer but I was good at stopping good footballers play football"

    Something like that is what Big Jack said.

    I was often termed as 'Breaks Your legs' I also broke me legs 5 times lol Oh we had fun back then
    How many legs had you ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by alfinyalcabo View Post
    How many legs had you ?
    I am lucky to still have two TBF.
    Fibia x 1
    Tibia x 4
    Ribs x 3
    Colar bone x 1
    Metatarsil x 2
    Hand bones x 2 or 3
    Jaw x 1
    Eye socket times 1
    Ankle x 1
    Nose x 1 poss 2
    Goneria x 1

    Survived car crashes Train Crashes Bike and motorbike crashes Fell off of cliff got back up and climbed it again Burst appendix Heart attack Ladder sipped while on it and trapped hands saved me
    Fell off a ladder holding a window Ex wife hitting me with skateboard - glass ashtray - hoover - table - gouged my face from top to bottom with her fingernails - Chased off the ICF - stuck up Butleigh Salterton cliff while walking the dog but did get down so not technically stuck. Broke a pole vault pole while learning to pole vault
    Anyway nuff bout me

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaz1959 View Post
    I am lucky to still have two TBF.
    Fibia x 1
    Tibia x 4
    Ribs x 3
    Colar bone x 1
    Metatarsil x 2
    Hand bones x 2 or 3
    Jaw x 1
    Eye socket times 1
    Ankle x 1
    Nose x 1 poss 2
    Goneria x 1

    Survived car crashes Train Crashes Bike and motorbike crashes Fell off of cliff got back up and climbed it again Burst appendix Heart attack Ladder sipped while on it and trapped hands saved me
    Fell off a ladder holding a window Ex wife hitting me with skateboard - glass ashtray - hoover - table - gouged my face from top to bottom with her fingernails - Chased off the ICF - stuck up Butleigh Salterton cliff while walking the dog but did get down so not technically stuck. Broke a pole vault pole while learning to pole vault
    Anyway nuff bout me

    Is that all ? Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by alfinyalcabo View Post
    Is that all ? Lol
    no

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    Its not good enough Gaz lol, have you ever had a chinese burn or trod on a piece of lego while barefoot, or had double brain freeze after eating too much ice cream too quickly ?.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Acido View Post
    Its not good enough Gaz lol, have you ever had a chinese burn or trod on a piece of lego while barefoot, or had double brain freeze after eating too much ice cream too quickly ?.
    All of those Acido
    Also had the Tom Tom's

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaz1959 View Post
    no
    Arf.

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