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I am lucky to still have two TBF.
Fibia x 1
Tibia x 4
Ribs x 3
Colar bone x 1
Metatarsil x 2
Hand bones x 2 or 3
Jaw x 1
Eye socket times 1
Ankle x 1
Nose x 1 poss 2
Goneria x 1
Survived car crashes Train Crashes Bike and motorbike crashes Fell off of cliff got back up and climbed it again Burst appendix Heart attack Ladder sipped while on it and trapped hands saved me
Fell off a ladder holding a window Ex wife hitting me with skateboard - glass ashtray - hoover - table - gouged my face from top to bottom with her fingernails - Chased off the ICF - stuck up Butleigh Salterton cliff while walking the dog but did get down so not technically stuck. Broke a pole vault pole while learning to pole vault
Anyway nuff bout me
Its not good enough Gaz lol, have you ever had a chinese burn or trod on a piece of lego while barefoot, or had double brain freeze after eating too much ice cream too quickly ?.![]()