"How many did that team of yours get in on Saturday sunshine"

Sorry sir

"The attendance what was dundee's attendance"

9000 sir ......lying as it was actually 8 and a bit

How many British soldiers died 1st day at the Somme.........silence.......I only told you Thursday.

19000 sunshine.......10000 more than your team gets......think about those numbers.....a full Dens Park of dead British soldiers.

Not exactly the history boys.....but enjoyable.