I took the high road when she asked me to leave. The following Xmas day she turned up at mine asking to get back together. But she didn't know that I knew she had been seeing a newer -younger - taller model and that I had 100% accurate knowledge off of that factoid
Alls well that ends well
today innit bruv
Oh no, is she back?
If she comes back Gaz tell her she is a c unt with crap tits.
The best insults always work
Tell her that you've had one of her mates and she got rated a 10 which was more than she ever did,i did this once to massive effect....
Erm,don't answer the door afterwards is my advice