God, we are a cheerful bunchGood job most of us are witty
If we could find one player called Nerves and another called Pumpedup before Saturday I think we might, just might, interfere with Yeovil's international players, Lucky and Offside. That is, if the referee, Willie "I was tying my shoelace" Whistle accepts our irresistible bribe of a counterfeit ticket to Torville and Deans's wheelchair party at the Netherfield Palais.
If all goes well we'll get away with losing the first game only 1-0. Boosted by that, a superb 0-0 for the second.
0-0 (HT 0-0)
Ardley directs the players to the corner-flag for the last 15 minutes and post-match he is delighted with he point as it takes Wimb... Notts to 43 points which was his first target at the start of the season. He now hopes we can kick on now and pick up a few more points before the season is out for a respectable mid-table league finish.
Vir att: very annoyed
We just achieved a jammy draw against Boreham Wood with both goals coming from old fashioned cram the 6 yard box inswinging corners. To be clear, I am in favour of pretty much any type of Notts goal, but how is it that we whooped Dagenham with 10 men by playing flowing fast moving and inventive football which was the last time I was reminded of my pride at being a Notts fan?
In terms of team prep cant we just show the players the highlight reel from that game and just say "do that". Plus offer a choice of sedative or amphetamine to players depending on whether they are in over pumped up mode or feeling a bit flat.
It's not rocket surgery Shirley?
We're going to win 5-0, I can feel it in my water.