General News Chat

[Jupiter]

I've never heard of the Sturgeon - Judy Murray rumour before. Although they do both look like lesbians.

[RED_JOHN]

I've never heard of the Sturgeon - Judy Murray rumour before. Although they do both look like lesbians.

It’s the type of rumour that you know is the biggest load of nonsense you have heard but would like it to be true.

[ByeByeScum2012]

Allegedly Sturgeon, Murray and Salmond went out for a Chinese meal then had an unprotected threesome in the Balmoral Hotel and this was when Coronavirus was created. The virus achieved the desired effect of reducing the elderly vote count in Scotland thus ensuring independence would be achieved at the next referendum. Allegedly the Chinese meal was to be blamed as the source of the virus as the restaurant got their supplies from a market in Wuhan. You heard it here first.

[Donanddusted]

Allegedly Sturgeon, Murray and Salmond went out for a Chinese meal then had an unprotected threesome in the Balmoral Hotel and this was when Coronavirus was created. The virus achieved the desired effect of reducing the elderly vote count in Scotland thus ensuring independence would be achieved at the next referendum. Allegedly the Chinese meal was to be blamed as the source of the virus as the restaurant got their supplies from a market in Wuhan. You heard it here first.

Have you been reading the Telegraph?

[ByeByeScum2012]

Have you been reading the Telegraph?

Can’t reveal my source in fear of a nerve gas attack by the Alba Party (allegedly).

[InversneckieDob]

Allegedly Sturgeon, Murray and Salmond went out for a Chinese meal then had an unprotected threesome in the Balmoral Hotel and this was when Coronavirus was created. The virus achieved the desired effect of reducing the elderly vote count in Scotland thus ensuring independence would be achieved at the next referendum. Allegedly the Chinese meal was to be blamed as the source of the virus as the restaurant got their supplies from a market in Wuhan. You heard it here first.

I for one am totally unsurprised by this, I've suspected as much for a while