I am at least trying. Without attempts at humour and wind ups, things get a tad boring. I notice the Magpies are not top. Yes, not top, not even close. Are you depressed?, you should be. I know you are, and it pleases me to know that. Imagine my face next to yours.....and im shouting CONFERENCE TEAM.

Thats a bit gross, but imagine having to read Griifs posts over and over.

I am of course as vulnerable to wind ups and insults as any one else.