Neil Hart

[Supersub6]

My man on the inside at Turf Moor is now telling me the situation is going from bad to worse, our new Mormon owners are not happy about the availability of alcohol in the Executive/Directors lounges in the Bob Lord stand, they would like visiting chairmen, directors, owners, chief execs etc to be offered tea and coffee, and not much else. Needless to say this is not going down well with our staff charged with looking after our VIP guests.

Whatever next ?

Mormons don't drink tea and coffee sinkov, so maybe they will offer them decaffeinated cola or other fizzy pop or juice. Staff will have to adapt to no beer, no tea and coffee, no betting and life goes on.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Mormons don't drink tea and coffee sinkov, so maybe they will offer them decaffeinated cola or other fizzy pop or juice. Staff will have to adapt to no beer, no tea and coffee, no betting and life goes on.

Jesus f*cking wept, what have we done?

[Vintage Claret]

Mormons don't drink tea and coffee sinkov, so maybe they will offer them decaffeinated cola or other fizzy pop or juice. Staff will have to adapt to no beer, no tea and coffee, no betting and life goes on.

What a pity some of our footballers were not Mormons, thinking of the likes of Best and Gascoigne, what level would they have been at.

[sinkov]

Mormons don't drink tea and coffee sinkov, so maybe they will offer them decaffeinated cola or other fizzy pop or juice. Staff will have to adapt to no beer, no tea and coffee, no betting and life goes on.

I only pass on what I'm told Sub, it's the alcoholic drinks they object to, as far as I'm aware they have no objection to other drinks being served. I don't think it's the alcohol ban itself that worries our staff, it's the reaction of the likes of Fergy, when our staff have to tell him, 'no Sir Alex, you can't have a glass of red wine', that worries them.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

I only pass on what I'm told Sub, it's the alcoholic drinks they object to, as far as I'm aware they have no objection to other drinks being served. I don't think it's the alcohol ban itself that worries our staff, it's the reaction of the likes of Fergy, when our staff have to tell him, 'no Sir Alex, you can't have a glass of red wine', that worries them.

I suppose that excludes fornication with mucky women as well? I personally know of two of the staff who will definitely not be happy...

[Vintage Claret]

I suppose that excludes fornication with mucky women as well? I personally know of two of the staff who will definitely not be happy...

Don't Mormons believe in polygamy BT.

[barrie_burn]

Don't Mormons believe in polygamy BT.

Polygamy or the booze.Which one do you go for

[Vintage Claret]

Polygamy or the booze.Which one do you go for

Mormons must be more brave than me Barrie, one wife is more than enough. I don't think I could cope with two especially if I was not allowed alcohol.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Polygamy or the booze.Which one do you go for

Booze.