Summer Transfer Window (Stephen Glass’ first)

[Aldo1983]

Aldo, that's all a bit Continental.

We do firm, manly handshakes......but only on the death of a close relative.

Forgetting you are up there. Hate to break it to you but there's a pandemic coming. Run...RUN!

[InversneckieDob]

So what if it is a sausage and bacon bap/roll/toastie/softie/sandwich. What is the sauce of choice ?

Do you add sauce if it is bacon and egg or sausage and egg or even suasage,bacon and egg ?

Oh fit a conundrum

Sausage and bacon is a tricky one, it probably comes down to the quantity of each, how they're cooked, pork or beef sausage, how crisped the bacon is........probably call that a game-time decision.

When you throw an egg into the mix, it all comes down to the viscosity.

There's a sweet-spot in terms of how the egg is cooked for sandwich purposes.

Too runny, hooor of a mess......over done, nae use for a sanny.

And if that sweet spot is hit, there's nae need for sass.

The yolk does the heavy lifting in terms of liquid/meat binding...... and if the yolk is seasoned with just a soupçon of sa't, the flavour is in the books also.

Affa fine.

[Auldtoontoby]

Crackin range o sausages fae butcher at Crichie ..chilli, curry , touch o haggis ,pork n cheese ...
Hear Aldi does bacon with coffee flavour ?? Fit the f...

[neilthedon]

I was coming on here to complain about sausages being square but that's been trumped by the thought of salad cream.

The answer is NEVER salad cream.

Nah min DD. Better get yer Moncler on !!!

My fav sandwich when I was a boy scout was miners bread white loaf , thick wi butter . Corned beef and salad cream. Mmmmmmmm

[donsdaft]

Did you swear allegiance to the queen?

Scouts opinions on sandwiches are null and void.




Mind you, I was in the Life Boys.

There was a lot of marching and stuff going on, so I might forgive you.

[blowupsheep]

I was coming on here to complain about sausages being square but that's been trumped by the thought of salad cream.

The answer is NEVER salad cream.

Jeezuz fkn wept salad fkn cream on a bacon or sassidge saftie fit the fk is the world comin tae.

Good tae see the bacon and sassidges are being discussed and taken more seriously than the chances of us signing quality in summer.

On the bacon front we have missed one important point, is it smoked or unsmoked.

[donsdaft]

Properly smoked yes
Injected with fishy water no

[neilthedon]

Did you swear allegiance to the queen?

Scouts opinions on sandwiches are null and void.




Mind you, I was in the Life Boys.

There was a lot of marching and stuff going on, so I might forgive you.

Yes. Always felt the BB was a bit hunnish . Flag waving , marching.pipe bands ?

I dont recall any chanting in the Cubs or Scouts. ? But we had to put our own tents up when we went camping. (Heard the BB didnt ? )

But neither organisation influenced my freewillto choose my own favourite sandwich. Weird it may be , but I prefer to view it as a mere unique sigh of my class , and taste. .

Anyway , when are we getting this thing back on topic ??? Transfers !!!!

[neilthedon]

Jeezuz fkn wept salad fkn cream on a bacon or sassidge saftie fit the fk is the world comin tae.

Good tae see the bacon and sassidges are being discussed and taken more seriously than the chances of us signing quality in summer.

On the bacon front we have missed one important point, is it smoked or unsmoked.

" Send two and sixpence , we're going to a dance " !!!!


Salad Cream on Corned beef sarnies . BROON sauce on bacon.



(Oh aye , salad cream on any form of mixed meat and salad tho,......... So allowed on a BLT ? )


TRANSFERS ???????

[Aldo1983]

Yes. Always felt the BB was a bit hunnish . Flag waving , marching.pipe bands ?

I dont recall any chanting in the Cubs or Scouts. ? But we had to put our own tents up when we went camping. (Heard the BB didnt ? )

But neither organisation influenced my freewillto choose my own favourite sandwich. Weird it may be , but I prefer to view it as a mere unique sigh of my class , and taste. .

Anyway , when are we getting this thing back on topic ??? Transfers !!!!

It's as hun as you'll get. Hitler youth stuff.