I can only offer Gordon Reid, TNL/TRF cartoonist, whose expertise in illustrating to a T, the poker-straight horizontal tail, and vet-alarming tightness of canine teeth closure of a dog haeing a ****e on a pavement could not have been bettered by Gerald Scarfe, Alan Coren, or the boy who drew Little Sport in the P&J.

On a point of accuracy, the 4-0 extirpation of the then huns took place on Christmas Eve 1977. Gibson, Robb, Harper, Jarvie, I think were the scorers. Much Pintage ensued.