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BREAKING NEWS

Shedboy1971 has pulled out of Dundee United Managerial position.

Dickhead Shedboy was the favourite for the post insiders said.

His Championship Manager record is exceptional and he has a notebook too - said Swiss Tony. He kept mentioning manager and its a head coach - someone i can ram up the arse and dictate like in north korea. He is weak and pathetic.

we now look for another un qualified head coach.

shedboy stated i have never heard of swiss tony or dundee united. i am happy making cup cakes
S71 have you tried organised crime with a wee side job of drug dealing? Preferably combined with a little getaway break from it all courtesy of Her Majesty? That’s the sort of stuff you need on your CV these days for managing in Scotland and full on support from the general punters it seems.