Quote Originally Posted by Shedboy1971 View Post
BREAKING NEWS

Shedboy1971 has pulled out of Dundee United Managerial position.

Dickhead Shedboy was the favourite for the post insiders said.

His Championship Manager record is exceptional and he has a notebook too - said Swiss Tony. He kept mentioning manager and its a head coach - someone i can ram up the arse and dictate like in north korea. He is weak and pathetic.

we now look for another un qualified head coach.

shedboy stated i have never heard of swiss tony or dundee united. i am happy making cup cakes
Probably a good move tbh, Shedboy1971 would wreak havoc in the dressing room by going round giving all the wags the clap 😉