With my sincere apologies to Rudyard Kipling:
If you can keep your head when all about you are being vaccinated,
Are losing theirs, and blaming it on you for not being vaccinated,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you for not being vaccinated,
But make allowance for their doubting too about their own vaccinations,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting to decide to be vaccinated,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in Hancock’s lies,
Or being hated for not being vaccinated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise because you have not been vaccinated,
If you can dream, and not make Johnson’s jab demands your master,
One day soon this Covid malarkey will all be over.