At last Piglet ive got a rise out of you. You dont care about Cambridge, me neither. We can both have a drink to United getting relegated. Im dissapointed you think im sarcastic, i think theres humour in there too. How is it possible to get to my age and not be sarcastic?

Surely life has taught you is that the only thing left is to take the p i ss.

If you expect Carlisle to win football matches, then think again. It shows you are a bit naive, and if it does happen it wont last long. If you play poker, Carlisle United is like being dealt a 7-2, permanently.

Like Cambridge. Give it up, you too griff. Grow roses, play poker live, not internet, thats fixed, have several affairs, tell whoppers to your wife, have a gender change, give your savings to Bill Gates, go to church, eat saurkraut, walk down the road wearing a nazi cap, visit Clodig.

Anything but watch Carlisle.