Good day the 26th, mate, My stepdaughter turned 31 and my Mum 103.
Well that's it mate,it's all downhill from now on and I would price up a decent funeral plan if I was you,don't expect your Mrs to put up with you either now that you are heading towards old age as she's probably got her eyes on a younger stud that lives of own the road and worst still supports Sheffield It's,don't comb your hair to hard as every morning a little more detaches itself from your head and boldness creeps in,your knees start to ache but don't worry about that as it's nothing compared to the pain in your back and your days of getting a good night's sleep slowly gets less and less due to having to go for a piss three or four times a night,your friends start dying around you from ill health and suddenly you notice that you can't hold your piss as long as you used to so you get fitted with a bag that strapped to your leg,nappys are readily available online in adult sizes so it's not that bad,don't worry about the lack of *** as your memory will go and you won't remember what to do anyhow even if you do shack up with another woman who's boob's reach her navel,apart from that it's not to bad
Happy birthday acido 🎉
*Sheffield UTD ^^^^
There's no way that I'm taking a chance on editing that f.ooker
Tahh kid.
But hey what meks you think I have a missis/Mrs, which bird would put up with me ehh. I cant even put up with me lol !!.
But hey did you know the number 1 song on this week when I was born back in 1971, was "Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep" by Middle of the road. Yes, thats why Im so chirpy innit.
Just stick to men Acido and be gay and proud just as Davee is.
Just be careful and rubber up when next over Brighton way.
I do wonder about those who spend so much time talking about such things!!
It is best to ponder instead of wondering i find
I'm here, well sort of