We were in Bolton Crown Court and peeked in on a murder case.

Eavesdropping we heard the defence barrister tell the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.”

“What’s the bad news?” asks the accused.

“The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.”

“What’s the good news?”

“Your cholesterol is 130.”

However, it still did not end well for the defendant.