I have absolutely no trouble in ignoring the utter pish of rugby, wifies’ fitba, wifies’ cricket, golf, equestrian aristo clip-clop crap, darts, snooker, athletics, and minority niche ****e like curling that gets dumb patriots slavering and becoming experts just because there’s a thistle or a tartan trew attached to it.

I can do exactly the same with most international fitba, and the upcoming week will be no exception.