Transfer Rumour Thread 21/22

[GUNBOAT]

You're expecting results from analysis that aren't possible. How about this: when we played Forfar in the cup last year I noticed all their players has GPS trackers on. So, would you be happy to learn Forfar were doing this type of analysis but we weren't?

No i would be saying we should have them too they look really smart and professional.I would say that some of our analysts are probably better at their jobs than some of our first team players but if we can afford them then the more the merrier as far as i'm concerned.

[TerryTheTerror]

That was Mellons excuse more than once for persisting with Clark in midfield. He was 'the busiest player on the park according to the stats'. So yeah, maybe they do more harm than good. 😂

It's not the stats or analysts fault that MM was interpreting things this way. That's just poor team selection.

[GUNBOAT]

heres the directory in all its glory G

https://www.dundeeunitedfc.co.uk/the...club-directory

At The Top
Chairman - Mark Ogren

Vice-Chairman - Scott Ogren

Club Directors - Jimmy Fyffe, David Dorward

Sporting Director - Tony Asghar

Finance Director - Derek Bond

Head of Football Administration and Legal Affairs - Laura McCallum

Associate Directors - Colin Stewart and Stuart Campbell

First Team Football Staff
Manager - Micky Mellon

Assistant Manager - Stephen Frail

Head of Goalkeeping - Neil Alexander

Player Pathway and Loans Manager - Brian Grant

Player Transition Coach - Dave Bowman

High Performance Consultant – Dr Ryland Morgan

Performance Manager - Kyler Burns

Medical Staff
Head of Medicine - Marcin Szostak

First Team Physio - Jordan Cleland

Club Doctors –Dr Stephen Galbraith and Dr Dave Nicoll

Reserve/U18 Physio - Jeff Clarke

Sport Psychologist – Dr Gill Cook (courtesy of Liverpool John Moores University)

Fitness Coach – Alan Gartshore (courtesy of University of St Andrews)

Recruitment
Head of Recruitment and Football Co-Ordinator - Sean Mcgee

Head of Performance Analysis - Steven Grieve

First Team Analyst – Aaron Butters

Head of Football Research – Dr Dan Parnell (Liverpool University)

Football Operations Staff
Football Operations Manager - Ross Starke

Kit Manager - Andy Bryan

Assistant Kit Manager - Finlay McNicoll

Performance and Nutrition Chef - Manuel Rascon

OUR Academy Football Staff
Academy Director - Andy Goldie

Head of Academy Operations and Education - Michael McPake

Head Professional Performance Coach - Adam Asghar

Head of Tactical Performance - Thomas Courts

Head of Technical Performance - Andrew Payne

Head of Academy Talent Id and Recruitment - Jordan Moore

Head of Physical Performance - Ewan Anderson

Individual Performance and Lead Performance school coach - Andy Steeves

Football and Welfare Officer – Andy McGregor

Commercial UK
Head of Commercial - Paul Reid

Business Development Manager - David Rennie

Commercial Sales - Declan Montgomery

Corporate Dining - Mark Bulle

Stadium Kiosk Manager - John Richardson

Commercial International
Ricardo Cerdan - International Business Development

Marketing & Communications
Head of Communications - Joe Rice

Communications and Media Manager - Riki Grauer

Content Producers - Mark McCreery and Joe Gardner

Retail
Head of Retail - Grant Blue

Ticketing
Ticket Centre Manager - Fran Ritchie

Disability Liaison Officer - Moira Hughes

Stadium
Facilities Manager - Dean Milne

Matchday Operations and Security - Ian Low and Graeme Anderson

Groundsman - Billy Milton

Ground Staff- John Todd, Chris Reilly and Jennifer Campbell

Gussie Park Operatives - Martin Hart and Tony Allan

Stadium Announcer – Ronny Costello

Mascot (Terry the Terror) - Barry Low

Finance/Admin
Financial Controller - Katie Paton

Assistant Accountant - Elaine Thompson

Receptionist/Finance Assistant - Debbie Welsh

IT
IT Support - Jim Mackie

Community Trust
Chief Executive - Jamie Kirk

Head of Community Development - Paul Wilson

Girl's and Women's Development Officer - Georgia Carter

Para-Sports Club Development Officer - Connor Moyes

Early Year Development Officer - Michael Anderson



Honorary President – Cath Thompson · Patrons - Lorraine Kelly, Brian Taylor, Ricky Ross and Andy Nichol · Club Ambassadors - Hamish McAlpine, Paul Hegarty, Maurice Malpas, John Holt and David Dodds.

FFS even Terence is on the FN payroll,probably dead friendly we the analysts tae.

[GUNBOAT]

Jesus phuck that is some size of a list which includes none of the players,there are at least 5 or 6 involved in finance nae wonder we havnie got any money.

[BackRowArab]

Jesus phuck that is some size of a list which includes none of the players,there are at least 5 or 6 involved in finance nae wonder we havnie got any money.

To be fair, a lot of these jobs will be part time, like I don't think the mascot or the stadium announcer are working 9-5 days.

Also, this is a £6m or so business, you can't run that with one man in his office

[GUNBOAT]

It's not the stats or analysts fault that MM was interpreting things this way. That's just poor team selection.

Ach Micky was a dinosaur,Tam will be relaxed and comfortable and have stats coming oot his ears.I am sure we will be getting lots of quotes on stats and stuff in post match interviews and i'm very much looking forward to it.

[tHeArAb]

Jesus phuck that is some size of a list which includes none of the players,there are at least 5 or 6 involved in finance nae wonder we havnie got any money.

It's the leccy bill I'm concerned about with all the laptops being used. Ooooft. 😂

[GUNBOAT]

To be fair, a lot of these jobs will be part time, like I don't think the mascot or the stadium announcer are working 9-5 days.

Also, this is a £6m or so business, you can't run that with one man in his office

Agreed not for one minute did i think Terence had that suit on for 40 hours per week.We do come across as a massive club though which has fair cheered me up this morning.
Aff the pitch i bet we put teams like ST Johnstone,ST FN Mirren,Livi,The Funsters etc etc to shame.

[offshore_arab83]

it's the leccy bill i'm concerned about with all the laptops being used. Ooooft. ��

faf!!!!

[BackRowArab]

Ach Micky was a dinosaur,Tam will be relaxed and comfortable and have stats coming oot his ears.I am sure we will be getting lots of quotes on stats and stuff in post match interviews and i'm very much looking forward to it.

I am enjoying this happy pills version of Gunboat