For me to vote labour i would need to have my brain removed, fried, fricasseed, bathed over night in sulphuric acid, stabbed with knives, pummeled by steam hammers, pulled apart by horses attached to either end that had been whipped, then run over by trucks. Probably.

What would persuade me is to listen to Gordon Brown, Jerm Corbyn, or any socialist talking. Just to get them to shut up.

Sorry couldnt resist.