A good thread on the captaincy choices derailed by a needless whinge about 'centre-backs'...

Kelton isn't going to enjoy the Burchnall tenure, he has a view on how football should be played that he's just not going to see. What he considers a good centre-half, Burchnall calls 'agricultural'. Most fans are excited by the prospect of seeing Rodrigues and Roberts play together rather than ruing the departure of Ben Turner. It's already become tedious and a competitive ball hasn't been kicked yet.