We have a new plan guys. Its called the Geriatric strategy. We are now testing the limits of science to see if we can set the record for the oldest bunch of codgers to compete and try to stay in the Premier league. In addition, we are also going for the record of playing with the least number of recognised midfield players that it is possible to achieve. We have 6 but its really 4 and they are going to play every game next season. With such potential accolades as these and you can probably think of more, what could possibly go wrong???