That’s the total number of times that Matty Cash gave away possession against Watford, 29 fuxing times. That’s once every 3 minutes, or so. I’m surprised that he finds the time to hack at people, get booked, and handle the ball in the box.

I think because a player ‘Hacks like Hutton’, he believes that he can be given a free pass on all the other stuff. Well, you need to be able to play a bit too, Matty. Else you’ll end up with a comedy nickname, and reputation, like the Scottish Cafu.

The English Hutton?