I was unfortunate enough to find myself in Langside Drive and Victoria Road about an hour ago as the Tartan Army was “on manoeuvres” towards a match at Hampden that I didn’t even know was happening.
The old gag was that a bag of fannies could be described as “clitoris allsorts”. I may just have chanced upon an alternative. Grown men in bri-nylon kilts and face paint FFS.