I’ve heard that most of the Talksh1te presenters hate us, some failed spuds fullback with a more famous ex-wife especially. I saw a snippet on YouTube once, he needs to change that ‘d’ for a ‘t’, in his surname.

The thick as f u ck Mr. Bent and that fool Mills, on Sky love to rub us up the wrong way, tw@s.

In fairness, Lineker and Shearer have been quite respectful about us lately. Neither of them, I would imagine, would have fond memories of us, especially the latter.