Burnley v Arsenal Match Preview

[sinkov]

Would that be Ron Knee, the legendary Neasden FC manager? If only his defender Baldy Pevsner (og) was in the Arsenil side we'd be sure to score at least once.

Aye, and if they would only play Neasden's fearless, one-legged custodian Wally Foot, we might even win the game, but I wouldn't bet on it.

[outwoodclaret]

Aye, and if they would only play Neasden's fearless, one-legged custodian Wally Foot, we might even win the game, but I wouldn't bet on it.

I received a telephone call only this morning from Sports correspondent of the Year E.I.Addio to confirm that Sid & Doris Bonkers will be in attendance this afternoon for the visit of their beloved Neasden FC to Turf Moor. Let’s give a warm Lancashire welcome to our visitors from Neasden.

[Altobelli]

Cornet stays on the bench as Dyche persists with Barnes and Wood upfront

1Pope
2Lowton
5Tarkowski
6Mee
3Taylor
7Gudmundsson
8Brownhill
18Westwood
11McNeil
10Barnes
9Wood

Substitutes

4Cork
13Hennessey
17Lennon
19Rodriguez
20Cornet
22Collins
23Pieters
26Bardsley
27Vydra