Look, it would be hilarious if it happened but we're only 6 games into the season here so there's plenty water for under the bridge just yet. I would take great hilarity in it, no question, but Doon Specs and Blue and White coffins?? C'mon tae phuck - that's exactly why we call them the Fun - laughing at the nick of them getting in a right froth about their bigger neighbours and is what made the 'Doon' Derby so hilarious. It would be a bit pot and kettle pulling the same stunts and frankly it's beneath us.

Dispatching them off to get tucked up in bed nice 'n early on a more than regular basis and increasing the seethe exponentially as time goes by does for me like.