Quote Originally Posted by Maggie's Farm View Post
a dodgy sonnet, for Pedro por favor:

Having commuted for many years through
Woking station: "Woking, this is Woking."
blaring from the tannoy: "Woking, this is
Woking" on a loop. On a loop "Woking,

this is Woking" and it being a timing spot
for drivers to take long smoke breaks "Woking,
this is (effing) Woking" as loud as hell
broken up only by soft "Mind the gaps"

I am perhaps a little anti Wo-
king, this is Woking and more in favour
of ramming Woking, bloody Woking down
the gullet of the Fat Controller

However, sport in lieu of war and all
we'll crush the buggers grapelike: Notts two nil
Great Post.