Wokes...

[Tricky1966]

I knew i had seen that bald guy above in the Orange vissy jacket...It's Gay Derek

[dagenhamJohn]

Myself and my fellow warriors have nailed our feet to an HGV at the Blackwall tunnel this morning thwarting the evil scum raping the planet with their disgusting cars.

Naturally we all travelled there by horse.

Penelope has welcomed being arrested and doing time at Holloway. 'I hope I'm in a lovely cell with a nice lady who keeps cats' she told me.

Sadly, the truth about the outcome. and that it was likely to be with a shaven-headed northener calling herself Griff, armed with a strap-on made from toothbrushes was hard to take for her but she's a trooper, that's for sure.

Once the Stasi have bailed us she's agreed to visit my eco-lodge in the Savernake Forest so I can demonstrate.


'Officer.......Do you have any wet-wipes ?'