Quote Originally Posted by dagenhamJohn View Post
Swindon?..

It has been known, my good fellow.
Many's the time I've walloped a silver back up there. One minute your out on the prowl dressed as the lone ranger and the next your covered in chilli sauce and bits of shish kebab back scuttling a 30 stone female gorilla with teeth like a row of condemned houses.
Sounds like Blackpool