Camel jockeys in toon

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Only in Newcastle - footballs coming home with extra chips soaked in warm brown ale.
So they're off to Blaydon races with a wallet full apparently.

Oh,House of the Rising Sun was Bollux & Alan Price singing Simon Smith and his Amazing Dancing Bear was the most bloody awful Geordie pop tune I've heard.

How do I know ?
Every Saturday night when living in York that's all the intoxicated Geordie Hen night groups on the syrup could be heard singing [badly]

I had almost forgotten about Viz. Spoilt Ba***rd was my favourite character.

Bizarrely, I had use of a season ticket for 2 years at St James Park during the Keegan years. The people around me all knew I was a Leeds fan but they were generally good humoured about it. It only got mildy difficult when Leeds played there and I would be the only person in the entire Gallowgate end standing up when we scored. For a (mostly) neutral it was certainly some attractive and exciting football - a bit like us last year but with much better finishing.

They always played Local Hero by Mark Knopfler at the start which I thought was a great warm up tune.

[hopelesslyoptimistic]

Can you imagine the ‘outcry’ from the PC brigade of a comic with the fat slags and roger mellie was launched today