( that should read ..be a Proutist!

Just been since the morning to the north ,and just now come back from a shopping Mall to the south of my Kibbutz.
Conclussion: We are not '****agers,' I feel 'buggered ' , and on these sunny days ,the women looking so pretty, that does not help!
Now who should I ask for advice on here. ( I can not ask BT ,I went also to the Mecca's in B'burn and Burnley, and I got the girls ,what did he get ? )