Joke de jour

[flourbasher]

An Abbott is giving advice to some nuns on how to enter heaven without any problems
The main thing is to establish whether you've come into contact with a p3n1s he says
First one says yes but I Touched one by accident when brushing past someone in church and the Abbott says no problem God will forgive thee if you put your affected fingers in the water of the holy font

Second nun says yes but it was only when tending to the animals and I didn't really know what it was at the time . No problem says the Abbot. Put both hands in the holy water .

The third nun decides enough is enough as she is desperate to get into heaven and honesty is the best policy.
She says well if that's what we have to do then Sister Theresa over there should put her bottom in the water and I should gargle with it