I can hardly believe what I am watching; what a complete nonsense of a (mis)match. You’ve only to think for a nanosecond before you realise that this is a FIFA ‘competition’, they who are ‘organising’ the most corrupt World Cup in history. It is so annoying that our domestic football programme is paused to make way for this rubbish, which inevitably means more night matches and more inconvenience for football fans. Oh, of course, I forgot that the football authorities, FIFA, UEFA, our own FA and the Premier League don’t give a flying wotsit for the fans.

FOL