So that's Eddie Howe, Sir Keir Starmer, and three England Rugby players, Owen Farrell, Ellis Genge and Joe Marler all infected with this deadly disease recently, but there's been nowt at all wrong with any of them, they're all fit as butcher's dogs, especially Owen Farrell, who didn't even have the lurgy, it was a false positive.

Incidentally, between September 20th and November 7th there have been 19,845 Covid tests carried out on PL players and staff, of which just 22 were positive, there is no information on how many of those 22 were false positives.

Beam me up Scotty.