All seater stadiums- too restrictive. Not being able to sit/stand with your pals, leading to loads of 'single seats' scattered all around the ground. I'm not flying over so that I'm in the Holte, whilst my 14yr old is in the North Stand.

Over-zealous stewarding- Oi sit down, and stop shouting/singing!!!

A generation of selfie-obsessed supporters- How the f can you roar on your team whilst manufacturing the perfect pose. Or by filming every attack.

Price increases and hospitality- Leading to the gentrification of the football fan.

Satellite TV- Too easy to sit by the fire with a can (cuppa), thereby avoiding all of the above.

Internet streaming- Ditto

‘Every week we follow’ is a lovely fluffy song that offends no one, and is easy to remember

Away games were always different, as they always attracted a more passionate class of oik

The game’s gone.