I nipped up to Bolton Royal yesterday to drop Old Bob a change of jimjams - he's now in a "Complex Care Ward". I rang the bell and it looked like Anthrax had broken out. A ward orderly came to the door in blue scrubs, blue gown, mask with ventilator, goggles, gloves and hat.

On the door the signs stated, "Highly Infectious Area - Do NOT Enter". For all the world, it reminded me of the strategically placed dead cows in the film "Close Encounters of the Third Kind".

It's hard to tell now if we are all genuinely f*cked, or Blow Job is just taking the pi$$.