Actually....I'm not sure many at all are too low. ASM is valued at £27m so probably him, Wilson is worth more than £19 million to us but with his age and injury record you might expect maybe, I dunno, £5-8 mil more if we sold him? I think the low numbers for the rest are fairly accurate but even just looking at that squad turns your stomach, such is the lack of quality.

£11 million for Lascelles is so much more than he's worth and the very fact that Ritchie is listed as a left back shows what a disgrace Bruce was.