Yul Brynner.

[mickd1961]

I was interested to find out yesterday that Brynner was a Liverpool fan but strangely he had an aversion to using aftershave.

Yul never wore cologne!

[Q165]

Oh God

[Leicesterbaggie]

Was that one out of a Christmas cracker?

[WBA1955]

I thought my jokes were bad.

[phild]

Can you tell me Napoleon's nationality?

Course I can.

Correct!

[Leicesterbaggie]

Another Chistmas cracker?

[BaggieSingh]

I apologise in advance if anyone finds this racist, I don't think it is, and it always makes me laugh

Abdul is painting the ceiling and the paint can falls on him and covers him in the paint
So he thinks oh crap, I need to get some turps from the hardware shop

He walks downstairs and passes his sister “Abdul, Abdul, What happened?”
He replies “Well I was painting the ceiling and the paint fell on me now I’m covered in paint and I am going to the shop to buy some turps to get cleaned up”
“Hurry up Abdul, it will dry and be harder to clean, get going”

As he gets to the bottom of the stairs he runs into his dad
“Abdul, Abdul, What happened?”
He replies “Well I was painting the ceiling and the paint fell on me and now I’m covered in paintI, I am going to the shop to buy some turps to get cleaned up”
“Hurry up Abdul, you’re really going to make a mess get going”

As he passes the room to the front door he passes his brother
“Abdul, Abdul, What happened?”
He replies “Well I was painting the ceiling and the paint fell on me and now I’m covered in paint & I am going to the shop to buy some turps to get cleaned up”
“Hurry up Abdul”

He opens the door and bumps into his cousin “Abdul, Abdul, What happened?”
He replies “Well I was painting the ceiling and the paint fell on me and now I’m covered in paint I am going to the shop to buy some turps to get cleaned up”
“Hurry up Abdul, the shop is just at the end of the street”

He then opens the gate to get onto the pavement and bumps into his neighbour “Abdul, Abdul, What happened?”
He replies “Well I was painting the ceiling and the paint fell on me now I’m covered in paint and I am going to the shop to buy some turps to get cleaned up”
“Hurry up Abdul, it closes in 10 minutes”

So he runs to the shop and meets his other brother “Abdul, Abdul, What happened?”
He replies “Well I was painting the ceiling and the paint fell on me and now I’m covered in paint I am going to the shop to buy some turps to get cleaned up”
“Hurry up Abdul, it looks like it might rain”

He gets to the shop and sees the shop keeper “Hey Mr Hussain can I get some turps?”
“Abdul, Abdul, What happened?”
He replies “Well I was painting the ceiling and the paint fell on me and now I am going to the shop to buy some turps to get cleaned up”
“Hurry up and get home Abdul, get it off as quick as you can”

Walking back he runs into his youngest sister “Abdul, Abdul, What happened?”
He replies “Well I was painting the ceiling and the paint fell on me, now I’m covered in paint and am on my way home to get cleaned up”
“Hurry up Abdul, you’re really going to make a mess get going”

He then bumps into his neighbour Abdul, Abdul, What happened?”
He replies “Well I was painting the ceiling and the paint fell on me, now I’m covered in paint and am on my way home to get cleaned up”
“You better hurry Abdul”

He gets to the front door and his mum opens it “Abdul, Abdul, What happened?”
He replies “Ive been white for 10 minutes and you Muslims are annoying me already”

[Albionic68]

I thought my jokes were bad.

That's because they are. Well that's what Jesus told me anyway 😊 .

[mickd1961]

I apologise in advance if anyone finds this racist, I don't think it is, and it always makes me laugh

Abdul is painting the ceiling and the paint can falls on him and covers him in the paint
So he thinks oh crap, I need to get some turps from the hardware shop

He walks downstairs and passes his sister “Abdul, Abdul, What happened?”
He replies “Well I was painting the ceiling and the paint fell on me now I’m covered in paint and I am going to the shop to buy some turps to get cleaned up”
“Hurry up Abdul, it will dry and be harder to clean, get going”

As he gets to the bottom of the stairs he runs into his dad
“Abdul, Abdul, What happened?”
He replies “Well I was painting the ceiling and the paint fell on me and now I’m covered in paintI, I am going to the shop to buy some turps to get cleaned up”
“Hurry up Abdul, you’re really going to make a mess get going”

As he passes the room to the front door he passes his brother
“Abdul, Abdul, What happened?”
He replies “Well I was painting the ceiling and the paint fell on me and now I’m covered in paint & I am going to the shop to buy some turps to get cleaned up”
“Hurry up Abdul”

He opens the door and bumps into his cousin “Abdul, Abdul, What happened?”
He replies “Well I was painting the ceiling and the paint fell on me and now I’m covered in paint I am going to the shop to buy some turps to get cleaned up”
“Hurry up Abdul, the shop is just at the end of the street”

He then opens the gate to get onto the pavement and bumps into his neighbour “Abdul, Abdul, What happened?”
He replies “Well I was painting the ceiling and the paint fell on me now I’m covered in paint and I am going to the shop to buy some turps to get cleaned up”
“Hurry up Abdul, it closes in 10 minutes”

So he runs to the shop and meets his other brother “Abdul, Abdul, What happened?”
He replies “Well I was painting the ceiling and the paint fell on me and now I’m covered in paint I am going to the shop to buy some turps to get cleaned up”
“Hurry up Abdul, it looks like it might rain”

He gets to the shop and sees the shop keeper “Hey Mr Hussain can I get some turps?”
“Abdul, Abdul, What happened?”
He replies “Well I was painting the ceiling and the paint fell on me and now I am going to the shop to buy some turps to get cleaned up”
“Hurry up and get home Abdul, get it off as quick as you can”

Walking back he runs into his youngest sister “Abdul, Abdul, What happened?”
He replies “Well I was painting the ceiling and the paint fell on me, now I’m covered in paint and am on my way home to get cleaned up”
“Hurry up Abdul, you’re really going to make a mess get going”

He then bumps into his neighbour Abdul, Abdul, What happened?”
He replies “Well I was painting the ceiling and the paint fell on me, now I’m covered in paint and am on my way home to get cleaned up”
“You better hurry Abdul”

He gets to the front door and his mum opens it “Abdul, Abdul, What happened?”
He replies “Ive been white for 10 minutes and you Muslims are annoying me already”

This is a most excellent joke BS and typically British humour which most of our generation “get”.

Sadly, you’ll be strung up for something as gentle and humorous as this within the next 20 years.

[BaggieSingh]

This is a most excellent joke BS and typically British humour which most of our generation “get”.

Sadly, you’ll be strung up for something as gentle and humorous as this within the next 20 years.

I don’t feel it’s offensive or stereotypical at all
Its quite a good one after a few beers in the pub as the whole repeating bit can be quite a laugh when you’re a bit sideways

I wouldn’t do it as I first heard it with an accent tho ��