Neville was having a right go at the non-stop whinging, which is ironic because he’s doing it too. LOL.

I actually don’t want to live in the past, dreaming about The Entertainers. I want a ruthless new high-tempo outfit with football played with power, precision and pace.

Having supported Barça through Pep’s tiki-takka tippy-tappy era, it started out as the best football I ever saw in my life and ended up just completing triangles around the edge of a packed box… with cowering teams packing the final third and praying for a mistake to hit on the counter.

We should forge an identity around the power and pace of Bayern of a few years ago. Even Dortmund now have to play at “rock and roll” pace to try to live with it. In full flow, it is frightening and can blow any team away. It suits a deadly #9 and keeps stress off the back line by exerting more energy in midfield. It is imposing and authoritative and when done well, it forces other teams into constant mistakes.

And we don’t need a full team of superstars; just drilled hard work all over the pitch, a little flair in midfield and ruthless finishing.

Here’s hoping…