Aaarrgghh - the Lord Bamford scenario.

Was he fined by club for that dodgy goal celebration ?

As he promotes a 'Planet friendly' sports shoe company can't they make him a decent pair ?

Can that McLaren car of his be refitted with smoother clutch/accelerator pedal set-up ?

If the answers NO then I'll come over & show him how to do hamstring squats correctly & then get him to walk back home with Bielsa daily along the 2 mile country track from TA to his Wetherby gaff at nearby Bardsey - otherwise dunno the answer.