"I found out tonight that she’s playing live in Glasgow’s Rum Shack on Saturday night, and it’s impossible for me to do both."

Ye could tak a gamble on the Dons bein' doon 2-0 by near enough half time, doon tae 10 men, Ojo on for the injured Besuijen, an' showin' nae signs o' gettin' a sniff .... justifyin' a level o' pissed-aff-ness that ye fling yer scarf ( or some ither radge's scarf) ontae the pitch an' stormin' oot o' the grun', cursin' an sweerin by 3.45pm.

.... dependin fan the gig starts, ye might jist squeak it