Quote Originally Posted by rolymiller View Post
MK Dons are 1-0 up and we are drawing 1-1 going into injury time. Warney has one last desperate throw of the dice. Who should he take off? Wiles is on his last legs again. The board goes up,Wiles goes off and number 12 replaces him.

Lyndsay, like the terrier he has been all game, wins the ball in the middle of the park and passes it to Barlaser. Barlaser sees Ogbene darting down the right and feeds him. He has a bit to do but slips past 2 defenders. Can he cross the ball? His crosses have not beat the first defender all game but this one does. Someone comes ghosting in at the far post thru a ruck of players. You get a glimpse of a bald head as the ball arrows into the roof of the net.

The millers fans go wild behind the net. Some are on the pitch. A bald Irish man is smothered in bodies both by players and fans...the whistle blows its all over...

Its written in the stars...!
If it comes down to us bringing on a one legged man who's never kicked a ball for us in the hope of 'saving' our season I feel most of our fans will have died of nervous exhaustion by then and wouldn't be alive to see it. I'll settle for a Smudge hat trick in the first 30 minutes and a fat lady singing as half time entertainment.