Points lost to referees

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I see that the galoot Grant Irvine (Billy Connolly may have been correct in insisting that one should beware of anyone with two surnames as a name) who fuucked us over last weekend when clearly out of his depth, has been described as “rookie whistler” by the Poop & Jism. Given a top division match to learn his craft?? FFS.

His reward for being thus exposed, and seeing the thug ’keeper punished days too late by the Compliance Clype, is to be handed this week’s brawl between Mason89’s home XI and Clyde.

The **** should be back at ref school, or at Optical Warehouse, Rosemount, Aberdeen having a test and fitting for Prince specs so that he can’t Gett Off with another display of outright fuuckery like last week’s.

EDIT: we’ve been given Willie Collum this week, to the delight of our manager who praises the appointment of “one of the most experienced referees in the country”. I do hope that he added sotto voce “at fuucking over Aberdeen after allowing Celtic’s winner earlier this season when their player was clearly offside in obstructing our player, the ****”.