Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
Mrs Donsdaft is my business partner and does the books do I would never get away with that.

I still get some sort of pleasure at trade fairs wearing a badge that has the job title “ The Mannie “ alongside the corporate job title crap everyone else is wearing.

Small pleasures min.
At one organisation I was unfortunately employed by, I was seconded (banished) to a section where there was a right lazy idle ****er who was referred to as ‘Toblerone’.

The MD, a fine loon, used it when speaking about him one day, and I enquired as to why this handle had been given to him. “Because he’s a chocolate with slopey shoulders”, I was told. Probably the most Aberdonian thing I have ever heard.