I'm absolutely gutted with our performance today, but the four season tickets for our next season's promotion winning campaign are all bought and fully paid for.
I hope Pace reflects on his abject failure as a Chairman and f*cks off on the next flight back to Mormonsville. Sacking Dyche was just too big a risk and it failed. Please go and take your inbred Mormon sycophants with you Alan.
God only knows where we go from here.