Here's what I've learned:

Despite thinking that nothing surprises me anymore with Notts, they find new and creative ways to disappoint me. It's always the maximum-pain option.

Why is this? I've come to the conclusion that Notts County Football Club is the most compelling evidence that we're living in a simulation, and we're all part of a bizarre experiment to see how much pain, heartache, and disappointment we can endure.

Most clubs have ups and downs. A few good seasons, a few bad ones. We just get worse and worse and worse and worse. Always finding new ways to twist the knife or embarrass the fanbase. Relegation from the football league not enough for you? Here's a picture of Alan Hardy's cock. Losing in the playoffs not enough? Here, we'll concede with the last kick of the game and then again in injury time. Take that.

Oh and we need to be more combative in midfield.