There used to be batsmen in cricket, no more, now we have ‘batters’, baseball terminology and it looks like they’ve been practising that wretched American game. I wasn’t able to watch the game live so watched the highlights on BBC2; awful. Jonathan Agnew apart, the commentary team is truly awful, the two women just shriek, can’t keep their mouths shut for one second and Phil Tufnell is an idiot.