AFC limericks

[nice1simmy]

There was a man called Red John
Who pretended he was a don
He's full of sh!te cos he's really green and white
Thats why the hat told him "be gone"

[RED_JOHN]

RED_JOHN doesn’t except what is not right
Like borrowing Tims for our season campaign fight
Some fans though will do as their told
Buying season tickets and DNA subscriptions to kid on their bold
But the reality is they will be fleeced and in for a fright